a blond's year in review

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Tuesday, 16-Feb-2010 13:59:54

A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days… instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911.... "duh".....there's no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 16-Feb-2010 15:46:01

lol wow.

Post 3 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Tuesday, 16-Feb-2010 20:13:27

July was just great... then again so was november...

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2010 5:20:46

hmm interesting

Post 5 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Thursday, 18-Feb-2010 15:10:36

Hahahaha. I think I like November and December the best.

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 19-Feb-2010 23:14:43

Lmao! Wow! April, October, and December were the funniest.

Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 23-Feb-2010 15:54:33

Someone please explain October to me? I don't get that one.

Post 8 by Jeromea (Kahee!) on Friday, 26-Feb-2010 20:07:35

LOL Smiley!